What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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They lie still.

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Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Because the pedals fell off.

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Coma-toes.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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A reporter.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.