What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.