Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling