How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.