How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.