Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Josb Jokes More Josb Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

Twin Son Jokes More Twin Son Jokes

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B