Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Flame Retardant Jokes More Flame Retardant Jokes

What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Water Gun Jokes More Water Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker