What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant