How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"