What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Where are you at?

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.