Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "