What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"