Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

China Jokes More China Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.