What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.