What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...