Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone