Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Frank

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Bob

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Aurora boring Alice.

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A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Winnie the Pooh !

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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Flaccid

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She was wearing mittens

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.