What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !