What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.