What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!