What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.