What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

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What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.