What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.