What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.