What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.