Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!