Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!