Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington