Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)