Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape !
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
while their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Sol.
With a bootooth
You've got to be choking
Because he got tired.
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
A dog.
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
Have faith, don't question.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
That's growth.
