Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because decimals always have a point.
He didnt see the point.
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
Orange face.
From a distance they look like hares!
Hey , they drew first"
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
Frodo-genic
Shellfies
Alien versus Predator.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
