Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."