Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!