Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !