Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch