Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.