How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.