How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Hike Jokes More Hike Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.