What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room