What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!