How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes