How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.