How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.