How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.