How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable