What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."