What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!