What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !