How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.