How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint