How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal