How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'