Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.