What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Use LED based paint.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...