Towels
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Bath towels...