Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel