Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads