What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran