What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.