Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
The ocean
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Towels.
An upper crust.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )