What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint