What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.