Because women love digging up the past.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
Because he was hung like this
No MAN'S sky!
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
Hyruleglyphics.
Digging for booty.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.