Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
Bobbing for french fries.
You need to cul de sac.
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Neighbor
To get to the other side.
They made Tootin' Common.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
he kept coffin
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
He got tired of kicking him around.
Because he was Legoless
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
In the I.C.U.
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
