Because women love digging up the past.
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Because loves digging up the past.
A Bark-aeologist
Make way, children.
Some old stuff just got dug up
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
A paracetamole!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Because they never dig up daddies.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Digging for booty.
A Barkeologist.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Anyone he could dig up.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A Barkaeologist.
Because they love digging up the past.
Chicks dig stars.
A minor
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
They had pith helmets.
When the (w)hole job's done.
Take his spade away.
He didn't play well with udders.
The Wii hours of the morning.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
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Ask him to hold open the elevator door
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
Because it's a terrible album.
On the second page of google.
Mascarpone!
Your fence.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
A boa constructor.
She got a Zebra.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
