Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Ancient Egyptians Jokes More Ancient Egyptians Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians