What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."