What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!