I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
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Only one in a million actually works.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
the spermutations.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A law-suit
A lawyer
Abandonment.
A swallow
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it was two tired.
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
