What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.