What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.