An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
I can maintain polite conversation.
My erection.
They are used to being chaste.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
The Brains of Castamere.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
