What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".