What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something