What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something