What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!