What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"