So he could mufasa.
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Because it was two tired.
hit by a car.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
It's two tired.
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motorcycles don't have trunks
It was two tired...
It was two-tired.
Because it was two tired!
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because it was too tired.
Because motorcycles are two tired.
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
They're two tired.
Mooooootorcycles!
Kafir rider
An Africa Twin.
A bad habit
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
They'd get caught in the chain.
Chocolate chips
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Yes." (Yamaha)
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
The placement of the dirt bag.
Because it had too many threads.
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Me: a vasectomy
a-CAW!
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Because it was 2 turnt up
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Take me to your leader!
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Sir, this is a morgue."
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !