What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

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