Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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He was exceeding the feed limit!

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I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go