Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.