Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What country do I live?

Iran

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.