Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone