Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Carlos

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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They're way too into Stalin

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We're Snowden!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!