Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden