Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.