What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin