Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What country is ill?

A: Germany.

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!