Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2